1 00:00:16,004 --> 00:00:17,305 Ashley? 2 00:00:17,405 --> 00:00:19,007 Look, Pop, I know you don't want me here. 3 00:00:19,107 --> 00:00:20,509 Well, you know where the door is. 4 00:00:20,534 --> 00:00:22,351 You've seen how powerful my children have become. 5 00:00:22,376 --> 00:00:24,887 We got to retrieve that Necronomicon before they get their hands on it. 6 00:00:24,912 --> 00:00:27,048 - Where'd you put it? - The best hiding place 7 00:00:27,148 --> 00:00:29,417 you could think of was a fucking corpse. 8 00:00:31,941 --> 00:00:33,907 This town is only big enough for one asshole. 9 00:00:33,932 --> 00:00:35,509 Me. 10 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:36,669 We got to get out of here. 11 00:00:36,694 --> 00:00:37,595 - Stop! - Fuck! 12 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:39,810 - Beat it. Roads are for cars. - Fuck you! 13 00:00:39,835 --> 00:00:41,004 You need to watch where you're going! 14 00:00:41,029 --> 00:00:42,379 But I don't see the book. Where is it? 15 00:00:42,404 --> 00:00:44,608 It's locked up in the Delta, safe and sound. 16 00:00:44,633 --> 00:00:46,805 - Jefe, it's the Delta! - Hey! 17 00:00:52,584 --> 00:00:56,802 ♪ Only you ♪ 18 00:00:56,902 --> 00:01:02,175 ♪ Cared when I needed a friend ♪ 19 00:01:02,708 --> 00:01:08,316 ♪ Believed in me through thick and thin ♪ 20 00:01:09,331 --> 00:01:11,586 ♪ This song is for you ♪ 21 00:01:11,629 --> 00:01:18,451 ♪ Filled with gratitude and love... ♪ 22 00:01:20,172 --> 00:01:21,206 Miss you, baby. 23 00:01:21,231 --> 00:01:22,682 Look at him. 24 00:01:22,971 --> 00:01:25,210 Man, that car's been with him through thick and thin. 25 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:27,279 War and peace. 26 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:29,281 It was his everything. 27 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:32,550 I mean, it didn't even have a CD player though. 28 00:01:32,650 --> 00:01:34,052 True that... 29 00:01:34,586 --> 00:01:35,653 but he loved it. 30 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:45,897 I cannot believe you guys jacked this from Ashy Slashy. 31 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:47,160 Are you insane? 32 00:01:47,185 --> 00:01:49,434 Oh, relax. That's all just an urban myth. 33 00:01:49,570 --> 00:01:53,153 Okay, not what I meant. You know? 34 00:01:53,178 --> 00:01:54,481 My dad's the sheriff, it's not a great look 35 00:01:54,506 --> 00:01:56,274 if I get busted for grand theft auto. 36 00:01:56,374 --> 00:01:59,011 It's not grand theft if the car's worth $30. 37 00:02:00,445 --> 00:02:02,047 Look, I just don't want to give my dad another reason 38 00:02:02,147 --> 00:02:03,415 to get pissed off, you guys. 39 00:02:03,515 --> 00:02:06,084 He's been totally on edge ever since this Ash guy came to town. 40 00:02:06,184 --> 00:02:07,552 Lace, don't stress. 41 00:02:07,652 --> 00:02:09,372 All right, after we smoke this dude's stash, 42 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:11,323 we'll dump his piece of shit car somewhere. 43 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,491 No one will ever know about it. 44 00:02:13,591 --> 00:02:15,093 Okay. Cut it out, Tyler. 45 00:02:15,193 --> 00:02:16,561 Oh, sorry. 46 00:02:16,661 --> 00:02:18,496 Doesn't help that your pervert friend is watching. 47 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:20,832 Eww! 48 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,600 Fine, but I'm taking the weed. 49 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:23,936 Wait up. 50 00:02:27,139 --> 00:02:28,273 Come on, pervert. 51 00:02:43,221 --> 00:02:45,857 Hey, didn't your mom used to bone Old Hatchet Hand? 52 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:47,059 Uh... 53 00:02:47,159 --> 00:02:48,360 It's a chainsaw, brah. 54 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,528 No, they were just friends, eww. 55 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,130 She totally banged him. 56 00:02:52,230 --> 00:02:53,331 She was like, 57 00:02:53,431 --> 00:02:56,218 "Oh, Ashy Slashy!" 58 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,869 Ooh, cut it out! 59 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,004 God. 60 00:03:03,041 --> 00:03:04,276 Uh, let's take a break. 61 00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:05,978 You need to cool off. 62 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,146 Well, hey, 63 00:03:08,246 --> 00:03:09,481 I think we should both be able 64 00:03:09,581 --> 00:03:12,985 to express our feelings physically. 65 00:03:13,051 --> 00:03:14,552 Oh, my God. 66 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,989 I've never met anyone like you. 67 00:03:19,457 --> 00:03:22,060 "Verata..." 68 00:03:23,395 --> 00:03:25,630 "kanda..." 69 00:03:27,265 --> 00:03:28,529 I guess what I'm trying 70 00:03:28,554 --> 00:03:31,503 - to say is, I love you, Amber. - "misatra." 71 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:36,308 "Me-stro-bean." 72 00:03:37,409 --> 00:03:39,177 Oh, holy shit! 73 00:03:39,277 --> 00:03:42,180 What the fuck was that?! 74 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,581 I love you too. 75 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:44,582 Huh? 76 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:47,585 But the car, and uh... 77 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:51,023 Uh... never mind. 78 00:03:52,557 --> 00:03:54,159 Oh, yeah. 79 00:03:56,153 --> 00:03:57,854 Oh, yeah. 80 00:03:57,879 --> 00:03:59,513 Whoa, fuck! 81 00:03:59,538 --> 00:04:00,875 Ah, what the fu... 82 00:04:02,405 --> 00:04:06,795 Synced and corrected by 00:05:28,486 My main man? My number one partner... 118 00:05:28,511 --> 00:05:29,746 - in crime! - In crime! 119 00:05:29,771 --> 00:05:30,771 Never formally charged. 120 00:05:31,851 --> 00:05:33,291 Back in high school, me and Chet, man, 121 00:05:33,391 --> 00:05:35,293 we used to throw the most righteous parties. 122 00:05:35,393 --> 00:05:37,029 People would come from far and wide 123 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:38,563 for a taste of sweet 124 00:05:38,663 --> 00:05:40,332 - Pink Fuck! - Pink Fuck! 125 00:05:40,432 --> 00:05:42,167 Here you go. Try it. 126 00:05:42,267 --> 00:05:43,301 Nah, I'm good. 127 00:05:43,401 --> 00:05:44,937 Uh, why not? 128 00:05:45,003 --> 00:05:46,003 Are you a cop? 129 00:05:46,071 --> 00:05:47,071 No, dude. 130 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,941 I just don't feel like drinking a glass 131 00:05:49,007 --> 00:05:50,242 of Ketamine right now. 132 00:05:50,342 --> 00:05:51,342 Or ever! 133 00:05:51,409 --> 00:05:52,569 She's not a cop, 134 00:05:52,594 --> 00:05:55,400 but I have never seen her do Ketamine. 135 00:05:57,633 --> 00:05:58,875 Ah. 136 00:06:00,285 --> 00:06:01,461 - Uh-huh. - Solidarity! 137 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:02,955 Till the wheels fall off! 138 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:04,122 Mm. 139 00:06:04,147 --> 00:06:06,258 So, the sugar is hurting my teeth. 140 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,451 And, uh, I'm pretty, ah... 141 00:06:08,476 --> 00:06:10,045 ah, my tongue is numb. 142 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:13,040 And... it's not... 143 00:06:18,803 --> 00:06:20,605 Hey, how about you, Slim? 144 00:06:20,705 --> 00:06:23,008 Want to try a Pink Fuck? Hold the Pink? 145 00:06:23,108 --> 00:06:25,143 Raar. Ow! 146 00:06:25,243 --> 00:06:26,144 Mmm. 147 00:06:26,244 --> 00:06:28,952 This feels so nice. 148 00:06:28,977 --> 00:06:30,290 That's what brings the crowds in. 149 00:06:30,315 --> 00:06:31,984 That's what I'm counting on. 150 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,551 Chet, what do you say, 151 00:06:33,651 --> 00:06:35,253 we cook up a big batch of happy, 152 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,289 and throw one of our epic parties tonight? 153 00:06:37,389 --> 00:06:39,257 And the kids who stole your car will show up! 154 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,359 That's a genius plan, Jefe. 155 00:06:41,459 --> 00:06:43,295 Thanks, Pablo. 156 00:06:43,395 --> 00:06:44,896 It's not the worst plan. 157 00:06:44,997 --> 00:06:46,898 Till the wheels fall off, brother. 158 00:06:52,364 --> 00:06:53,646 - K.O.! - K.O.! 159 00:06:53,671 --> 00:06:54,733 - Yeah! - Yeah! 160 00:06:55,882 --> 00:07:00,012 Amber, Tyler, honeymoon's over! 161 00:07:10,755 --> 00:07:13,325 Oh my God. 162 00:07:13,425 --> 00:07:14,426 What's going on? 163 00:07:19,231 --> 00:07:21,066 Tyler? Amber? 164 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,935 Are you there? 165 00:07:33,846 --> 00:07:34,913 Dude. 166 00:07:39,928 --> 00:07:41,037 Holy... 167 00:07:41,062 --> 00:07:42,062 Shit. 168 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,647 Come on! Let's go! 169 00:07:48,961 --> 00:07:50,095 Whoa! 170 00:07:50,495 --> 00:07:51,629 Oh God! 171 00:07:52,697 --> 00:07:54,399 What is... what is happening? 172 00:07:54,499 --> 00:07:56,368 I'm not doing this! 173 00:07:58,570 --> 00:07:59,858 Oh God! 174 00:08:00,472 --> 00:08:03,208 Oh my God, what the fuck is happening?! 175 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:05,298 No! 176 00:08:24,496 --> 00:08:26,064 Stop it! 177 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,304 - Come on! - Run, Blake, run! 178 00:08:33,538 --> 00:08:36,574 Medication time! 179 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,117 You know, I got to hand it to you, 180 00:08:45,217 --> 00:08:47,285 this party is popping off, man. 181 00:08:47,385 --> 00:08:49,921 I mean, you got the football team, 182 00:08:50,022 --> 00:08:52,657 and cool Goth kids. 183 00:08:52,757 --> 00:08:56,241 The fun gay guy everybody loves. 184 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:58,375 Some really old men. 185 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,233 What the rice and beans is he doing here? 186 00:09:03,015 --> 00:09:04,602 What the rice and beans are you doing here? 187 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:05,702 Hey, it's my question! 188 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:07,039 Look, beat it. 189 00:09:07,105 --> 00:09:08,340 This is my party, okay? 190 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,042 It's for young, hip people. 191 00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:12,110 Not old guys that smell like soup. 192 00:09:12,447 --> 00:09:14,284 No, no, no. This is my bar. 193 00:09:14,309 --> 00:09:16,466 Bert, Roy, and me been coming here every Saturday 194 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,291 for 40 years. 195 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:21,453 You don't just waltz in here, and push me around. 196 00:09:21,553 --> 00:09:22,654 Come on, boys. 197 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:25,223 Ah, story of my life. 198 00:09:25,323 --> 00:09:26,624 Now he's going to be a creepy old guy, 199 00:09:26,724 --> 00:09:28,626 and scare all the cool kids away. 200 00:09:28,726 --> 00:09:30,462 Now I'll never get my car back. 201 00:09:30,562 --> 00:09:32,064 You mean your book, right? 202 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:33,698 Well, of course I mean the car. 203 00:09:33,798 --> 00:09:35,500 Oh, did I say car? 204 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,435 I meant car. Look. 205 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,637 You want to be part of this team? I got your first assignment. 206 00:09:39,737 --> 00:09:41,106 - Kill your dad. - Yep. 207 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,974 No. Just distract him. 208 00:09:43,075 --> 00:09:44,376 Keep him away from the kids, though. 209 00:09:44,476 --> 00:09:46,311 I'm going to do some digging. 210 00:09:47,479 --> 00:09:48,580 Troy. Come on. 211 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,382 Come on. Come on. 212 00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:51,802 Oh no, fuck! 213 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,355 Fuck you! 214 00:09:57,455 --> 00:09:58,747 Come on, come on. Get down, get down, get down. 215 00:09:58,772 --> 00:10:00,067 Troy. 216 00:10:00,092 --> 00:10:01,226 Blake, it won't stop! 217 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:05,763 Fuck! Fuck, I can't! 218 00:10:05,863 --> 00:10:07,129 No! 219 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,668 Oh, no, no! No! 220 00:10:12,204 --> 00:10:13,671 It's coming, man. It's going to find us! 221 00:10:13,771 --> 00:10:15,673 Not if we don't move. 222 00:10:17,642 --> 00:10:19,244 Oh, please don't run. 223 00:10:19,344 --> 00:10:20,545 Shh, shh, shh. 224 00:10:20,645 --> 00:10:22,614 Stay. Don't run. Don't run. 225 00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:31,456 It stopped. 226 00:10:37,895 --> 00:10:38,763 - It's definitely stopped, man, let's... - No! 227 00:10:38,863 --> 00:10:40,031 Don't, don't, don't... 228 00:10:40,132 --> 00:10:41,452 we got to stay here. 229 00:10:41,533 --> 00:10:43,501 Why man? Why is this happening? 230 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:44,502 I don't know. 231 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,803 I don't... 232 00:10:45,903 --> 00:10:47,172 Tyler! 233 00:10:51,143 --> 00:10:53,245 Tyler! Run! 234 00:10:54,812 --> 00:10:57,115 Okay, time for a little drinking game. 235 00:10:57,215 --> 00:10:59,551 Now the rules are easy, all right? 236 00:10:59,651 --> 00:11:01,586 We go around, and everybody says the worst thing 237 00:11:01,686 --> 00:11:03,054 they've ever done. 238 00:11:03,155 --> 00:11:05,357 If somebody's done that, you take a drink. 239 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,624 All right? Okay. 240 00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:09,161 I'll go first. 241 00:11:09,194 --> 00:11:11,263 Recently, I stole a cream colored, 242 00:11:11,363 --> 00:11:13,798 1973 Delta '88 Oldsmobile, 243 00:11:13,898 --> 00:11:15,800 with a bunch of skanky beer cans in the back, 244 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,068 and a creepy old book. 245 00:11:17,169 --> 00:11:19,671 All right, now who's done that? 246 00:11:19,771 --> 00:11:20,672 Nobody? 247 00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:22,207 Really? Come on. 248 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,342 Not one of you was out there, hot rodding around? 249 00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:25,710 Huh? 250 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,343 Jeez, maybe I should've picked a cooler table. 251 00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:30,070 I once crashed my mother's Jetta. 252 00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:36,221 - This is not about your mother's Jetta! - Can I play? 253 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,729 Well, that depends. 254 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,027 Ever do anything bad? 255 00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:48,746 No, but the night's still young. 256 00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:57,556 So we can both agree this car ain't coming back, right? 257 00:11:57,581 --> 00:11:58,556 Right? 258 00:11:58,581 --> 00:12:00,183 Oh, sorry. 259 00:12:02,214 --> 00:12:03,248 Hey. 260 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,772 You okay? 261 00:12:04,797 --> 00:12:06,518 Yeah, sorry. My head's not right lately. 262 00:12:06,543 --> 00:12:07,804 I... 263 00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:09,453 I can't eat. 264 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:13,498 I'm clammy, and I haven't slept in days. 265 00:12:13,530 --> 00:12:16,233 I'm terrified I'm going to have another one of my visions. 266 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:17,968 It's like looking at hell itself. 267 00:12:18,068 --> 00:12:22,105 Yo, ese. Yeah, well, um, hey man. 268 00:12:22,205 --> 00:12:23,373 I know what you're going through. 269 00:12:23,473 --> 00:12:24,942 You know, I mean, 270 00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:25,842 I had some super dark thoughts too, 271 00:12:25,943 --> 00:12:27,143 after my time in Desert Storm. 272 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:30,113 Oh, yeah. You were in the army? 273 00:12:30,213 --> 00:12:31,982 I mean, I don't like to put labels on it. 274 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:34,217 I'm not comfortable with that, but uh, 275 00:12:34,317 --> 00:12:36,086 shooting at Jihadis affects a man, you know? 276 00:12:36,186 --> 00:12:37,487 How did you get past it? 277 00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:41,191 First you have to, uh, clear your mind. 278 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:44,094 And then you, uh, check out your problems. 279 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:46,496 And one by one, and you solve them. 280 00:12:46,596 --> 00:12:49,232 You know? Like, uh, friendly fire mishap. 281 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:56,073 And then, uh, Saudi gold. 282 00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:57,407 Like, uh, 283 00:12:57,507 --> 00:13:01,011 Anwar, the uh, village boy. 284 00:13:01,111 --> 00:13:03,981 It's ah... mm. 285 00:13:04,081 --> 00:13:05,182 Your turn. 286 00:13:05,282 --> 00:13:08,986 Okay, please don't listen to that numbnuts. 287 00:13:09,052 --> 00:13:12,022 Everyone in this world is plagued by something evil. 288 00:13:12,122 --> 00:13:16,159 You can pour a drink, and you can ignore it. 289 00:13:16,259 --> 00:13:19,629 Or you can stand up, and you can fight it. 290 00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:21,264 Okay? So fight it, man. 291 00:13:21,364 --> 00:13:22,432 Fight your evil. 292 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:25,435 Yeah, you're right. 293 00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:29,006 I got to be more like you. I got to be strong. 294 00:13:29,072 --> 00:13:31,174 Man, you-you don't let anything get to you. 295 00:13:31,274 --> 00:13:33,143 So, what does that mean? 296 00:13:33,243 --> 00:13:34,911 It means you just roll with the punches. 297 00:13:35,012 --> 00:13:37,914 You don't need a job, a boyfriend, 298 00:13:38,015 --> 00:13:39,116 or a home. 299 00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:41,418 Well, I mean, I have a home. 300 00:13:41,518 --> 00:13:43,586 No, like a stationary home. 301 00:13:43,686 --> 00:13:47,324 You-you don't need anything to define your worth. 302 00:13:47,424 --> 00:13:48,625 It's impressive. 303 00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:52,695 Yeah, yeah. 304 00:13:52,795 --> 00:13:54,397 It's, uh, it's... 305 00:13:54,497 --> 00:13:56,033 it's definitely impressive. 306 00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:58,701 Thank you. 307 00:14:00,570 --> 00:14:01,604 Fuck are you doing? 308 00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:03,706 Just being impressive. 309 00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:05,421 Look how impressive I am! 310 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:14,684 Come on, Tyler! Go! 311 00:14:16,024 --> 00:14:18,567 - Come on. - Oh no! 312 00:14:20,457 --> 00:14:21,491 No! 313 00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:23,008 No! 314 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,135 Oh! 315 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:39,109 No! 316 00:14:39,209 --> 00:14:41,711 God, no, no! 317 00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:48,085 Oh, God! 318 00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:02,499 Oh, God, no! 319 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,468 No! 320 00:15:05,568 --> 00:15:06,784 Oh, my God! 321 00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:12,375 Delta has just hit an all time high. 322 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:18,348 No! 323 00:15:20,383 --> 00:15:22,143 Hey, girl. 324 00:15:24,587 --> 00:15:26,223 Hey, there you are. 325 00:15:26,323 --> 00:15:27,524 You look cute. 326 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:29,792 Oh really? 327 00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:36,433 Trick or treat! 328 00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,676 Halloween? No, you didn't! 329 00:15:40,437 --> 00:15:42,280 I'm trying to think of something bad. 330 00:15:42,305 --> 00:15:43,306 But I'm such a good girl. 331 00:15:43,331 --> 00:15:44,743 Oh, come on. 332 00:15:44,768 --> 00:15:47,017 You must have one, teeny, tiny, little flaw. 333 00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:49,712 Well, I did break up with my boyfriend earlier tonight. 334 00:15:49,812 --> 00:15:51,414 - Oh. - Ah, that's not how this game... 335 00:15:51,439 --> 00:15:52,949 - Shh! - Sorry. 336 00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,284 Talk to me, Amber. 337 00:15:54,384 --> 00:15:56,153 I don't know what my idiot son did 338 00:15:56,253 --> 00:15:58,221 to land a piece like you. 339 00:15:58,321 --> 00:16:00,357 Blink twice if you're here against your will. 340 00:16:00,457 --> 00:16:03,093 Strangely, I'm here of my own volition. 341 00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:06,196 For reasons outside my control, I need your son. 342 00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:07,497 It's barely visible, 343 00:16:07,597 --> 00:16:09,597 but there's something inside him which makes him... 344 00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,968 special. 345 00:16:11,993 --> 00:16:14,104 Is this a biological clock thing? 346 00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:16,973 Because basically Ash and I have the same "baby formula" 347 00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,608 down in the old crotch bottle. 348 00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:21,244 Oh, yeah. 349 00:16:21,269 --> 00:16:22,570 Hm. 350 00:16:22,645 --> 00:16:24,114 What are you doing? 351 00:16:24,214 --> 00:16:26,349 Just want to see Bigfoot's big old feet. 352 00:16:28,518 --> 00:16:29,987 Okay, that's it. 353 00:16:31,808 --> 00:16:33,715 - Apologize. - I'm sorry. Sorry. 354 00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,426 - Uh, hold that thought. - Sorry, sorry, sorry! 355 00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:37,953 What the hell is going on? 356 00:16:37,978 --> 00:16:40,213 You know I'm done playing it your way. 357 00:16:40,238 --> 00:16:43,633 From now on, you keep your gene pool away from me. 358 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,168 Okay, what'd you do? 359 00:16:45,268 --> 00:16:46,503 Nothing. 360 00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:50,007 She was waving me in like a damn air traffic controller. 361 00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:51,141 I thought she liked me. 362 00:16:51,241 --> 00:16:52,309 Nobody likes you. 363 00:16:52,409 --> 00:16:54,444 That's why I didn't want you at this party. 364 00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:55,912 Well, I wanted to die 365 00:16:56,013 --> 00:16:58,548 without laying eyes on my disappointment of a kid again. 366 00:16:58,648 --> 00:17:00,017 But them's the breaks. 367 00:17:00,117 --> 00:17:01,318 Yeah? 368 00:17:01,418 --> 00:17:02,319 I'm not a kid anymore. 369 00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:03,686 I'm a man. 370 00:17:03,786 --> 00:17:06,089 What do you say we settle our differences like men? 371 00:17:08,591 --> 00:17:10,293 What do you got in mind? 372 00:17:14,397 --> 00:17:16,533 Yeah, Jefe, um, 373 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,701 why don't you just have a real conversation with your pops, 374 00:17:18,801 --> 00:17:20,403 and then we can get back to looking for the book, 375 00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:21,938 and the Delta. 376 00:17:22,039 --> 00:17:25,075 Pablo, talking is for talkers, 377 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:26,476 people who talk. 378 00:17:26,576 --> 00:17:28,211 I'm a doer, now friend, 379 00:17:28,311 --> 00:17:30,613 kindly step aside, and let this great eagle soar, 380 00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:32,415 on the back of that bull. 381 00:17:34,817 --> 00:17:36,119 Okay. 382 00:17:49,132 --> 00:17:53,070 ♪ For criminal acts, and violence on the stage... ♪ 383 00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:55,572 That the best you got?! 384 00:17:55,672 --> 00:17:57,474 Whoa, whoa! 385 00:17:59,142 --> 00:18:00,710 Hey, Pop. 386 00:18:00,735 --> 00:18:02,145 - Whoa! - Yeah! 387 00:18:04,347 --> 00:18:06,716 - Oh, yeah. - ♪ Go to hell... ♪ 388 00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:08,985 Jefe! 389 00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:10,487 - Whoa! - Whoo! 390 00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:11,754 The best you got, huh?! 391 00:18:11,854 --> 00:18:13,990 Whoa, whoa! 392 00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:15,258 Not good. Oh, no. 393 00:18:15,358 --> 00:18:16,359 Oh, here we go! 394 00:18:16,459 --> 00:18:17,760 Mayday. Mayday! 395 00:18:19,762 --> 00:18:21,122 ♪ For choosing to be ♪ 396 00:18:21,198 --> 00:18:23,266 ♪ A living obscenity... ♪ 397 00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,102 The eagle has landed. 398 00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:27,437 ♪ Go to hell ♪ 399 00:18:30,607 --> 00:18:33,776 ♪ You're something that never should have happened... ♪ 400 00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:36,012 Come on! Do it! Do it! 401 00:18:36,113 --> 00:18:37,214 Let's get him up here! 402 00:18:37,314 --> 00:18:39,649 ♪ You even make your grandma sick... ♪ 403 00:18:41,273 --> 00:18:44,387 Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock...! 404 00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:47,724 Leaving so soon? 405 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:51,628 Yeah, well, we know the Necronomicon's 406 00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:53,327 not showing up here. 407 00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:57,567 And since I wasted all that time following Ash's dumb plan, 408 00:18:57,592 --> 00:18:59,061 that's really in the wind. 409 00:18:59,135 --> 00:19:01,370 Yeah, well, we all waste time. 410 00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:04,140 Important thing is, when we decide to stop. 411 00:19:05,674 --> 00:19:07,476 What are you doing out here? 412 00:19:07,576 --> 00:19:09,979 I'm sick of waiting around. 413 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:11,180 Trying to come up with another plan 414 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,315 so I can take out my frustrations. 415 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:24,293 I got a Plan B. 416 00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,104 What? 417 00:19:27,439 --> 00:19:30,499 Look, we might not be able to find the Book, 418 00:19:30,599 --> 00:19:32,719 but we can go after the ones who are searching for it, 419 00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:33,798 the spawn, 420 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:37,539 and take them out before they can even summon up Baal. 421 00:19:37,639 --> 00:19:39,241 Come with me. 422 00:19:39,341 --> 00:19:40,642 Why? 423 00:19:40,742 --> 00:19:43,279 Why? 424 00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:45,414 Kelly. 425 00:19:45,514 --> 00:19:47,649 You're some immortal ass kicker, 426 00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:49,618 yet you call Ash for help. 427 00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:52,488 I want to know why. 428 00:19:52,588 --> 00:19:55,224 I needed help. 429 00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:58,660 You've seen what my children can do to me alone. 430 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,562 But now I'm starting to see that it wasn't Ash 431 00:20:00,662 --> 00:20:02,498 I was meant to call. 432 00:20:02,598 --> 00:20:04,066 It was you. 433 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:09,371 Help me. 434 00:20:12,374 --> 00:20:14,576 Then let's go kill your kids. 435 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,149 Let her rip. 436 00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:21,383 Yeah! 437 00:20:21,483 --> 00:20:23,252 Nice and tight. 438 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,423 Oh, yeah! 439 00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:30,926 Careful, Pop. 440 00:20:31,027 --> 00:20:32,394 Don't throw your back out! 441 00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:38,667 Oh yeah, oh yeah! 442 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:40,469 The hell is keeping him on? 443 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:46,075 Oh yeah! 444 00:20:46,175 --> 00:20:47,309 Whoa! 445 00:20:50,046 --> 00:20:51,647 Here we go! 446 00:20:56,452 --> 00:20:58,187 You show off! 447 00:21:03,425 --> 00:21:05,594 Winner, winner! 448 00:21:05,694 --> 00:21:08,064 Winner, winner... 449 00:21:16,205 --> 00:21:18,507 Whoo, whoa. 450 00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:20,209 All in the ass, son. 451 00:21:20,309 --> 00:21:23,079 You got to clench those cheeks together, nice and tight. 452 00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:25,714 So you get them so hard you can crack a walnut on them. 453 00:21:25,814 --> 00:21:27,249 - Ooh. - Ooh, my. 454 00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:29,385 That fanny's hard as Detroit steel, Daddy. 455 00:21:29,485 --> 00:21:30,986 Yeah, it ain't the only thing. 456 00:21:31,087 --> 00:21:32,654 I can't believe you're doing this to me again. 457 00:21:32,754 --> 00:21:34,190 Oh, he always was a sore loser. 458 00:21:34,290 --> 00:21:36,392 Even as a kid, when we played catch. 459 00:21:36,492 --> 00:21:38,727 There's no winners when you play catch, Pop! 460 00:21:38,827 --> 00:21:40,229 You just throw the ball back and forth, 461 00:21:40,329 --> 00:21:41,330 and you bond. 462 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,764 Yeah, well, I did my best, son, 463 00:21:42,864 --> 00:21:45,000 but somewhere along the line, I lost you. 464 00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:47,136 Yeah, like the day I was born. 465 00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:50,406 No, the day you went to that cabin and... 466 00:21:50,506 --> 00:21:51,607 And what? 467 00:21:51,873 --> 00:21:53,342 Go ahead, say it. 468 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,410 We're both thinking the same thing. 469 00:21:54,510 --> 00:21:55,644 Say it. 470 00:21:56,745 --> 00:21:58,380 And killed those kids. 471 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,482 And? 472 00:22:00,582 --> 00:22:02,484 And Cheryl. 473 00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:04,753 You took my daughter from me, goddamn you. 474 00:22:04,853 --> 00:22:07,256 You think I killed Cheryl? 475 00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:09,024 You think I killed my own sister? 476 00:22:09,049 --> 00:22:10,841 What do you want me to believe? That it was the monsters? 477 00:22:10,866 --> 00:22:12,935 Yeah Dad, because it's the truth. 478 00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,021 Goddamn it, for once in your life, take some responsibility. 479 00:22:16,046 --> 00:22:18,014 You're the monster, Ash. You killed them all. 480 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:20,119 And then you took off, and left me here to die alone. 481 00:22:20,202 --> 00:22:22,504 I had no choice, Dad. 482 00:22:22,604 --> 00:22:25,374 You were a miserable son of a bitch. 483 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:28,510 You know that's why Mom left you, right? 484 00:22:28,610 --> 00:22:30,379 Nothing you can say can hurt me. 485 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,181 You already broke my heart. 486 00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,621 Come on, sweetheart. 487 00:22:46,328 --> 00:22:48,864 Never should've come to this stupid town, Pablo. 488 00:22:48,965 --> 00:22:50,266 Yeah, we didn't pick it. 489 00:22:50,366 --> 00:22:52,001 Evil did. 490 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,404 Jesús, María, y José. 491 00:22:55,504 --> 00:22:57,406 She's a Deadite! 492 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:58,975 Okay, what are you going to do?! 493 00:23:03,712 --> 00:23:06,015 Jefe, this is your plan? 494 00:23:09,418 --> 00:23:11,020 Please stop! 495 00:23:12,754 --> 00:23:14,190 Oh, no! 496 00:23:16,092 --> 00:23:18,599 - Don't! - I'm sorry we stole you. 497 00:23:20,272 --> 00:23:21,443 No! 498 00:23:29,205 --> 00:23:31,273 Please. No, please. Just let him go. 499 00:23:31,373 --> 00:23:32,608 Sorry. 500 00:23:35,377 --> 00:23:37,513 No! 501 00:23:37,613 --> 00:23:40,282 No, no, no, no! 502 00:23:40,382 --> 00:23:42,351 Oh, my God! 503 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:51,060 I'm sorry. I love you so much! 504 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,695 I love you, too! 505 00:24:01,437 --> 00:24:02,437 No, please. 506 00:24:11,747 --> 00:24:13,365 Stop! 507 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,618 You can't just sit there. 508 00:24:16,718 --> 00:24:18,354 Yes, I can. 509 00:24:18,454 --> 00:24:19,688 My plan failed. 510 00:24:19,788 --> 00:24:21,190 I didn't get the car back. 511 00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:22,458 Didn't get the book back. 512 00:24:22,558 --> 00:24:23,959 Didn't get the girl. 513 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,062 Because she was a Deadite. 514 00:24:26,128 --> 00:24:28,097 There's no such thing as a Deadite. 515 00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:29,498 Have you talked to my father? 516 00:24:29,523 --> 00:24:31,258 According to him, I'm the monster. 517 00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:32,818 Mm. 518 00:24:32,843 --> 00:24:34,945 I'm the killer. Mm. 519 00:24:35,171 --> 00:24:37,239 I'm just a lying sack of lard! 520 00:24:38,507 --> 00:24:41,610 Okay, you cannot just sit there on a stool, 521 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:43,612 and drink your demons away, all right? 522 00:24:43,712 --> 00:24:44,712 You got to confront them. 523 00:24:44,746 --> 00:24:46,248 Life doesn't work that way. 524 00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:49,018 Listen, you got to march into that bathroom, 525 00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:50,352 and you got to show your pops 526 00:24:50,452 --> 00:24:53,990 you're not the guy that he thinks you are. 527 00:24:54,056 --> 00:24:56,025 You're Ash Williams, demon hunter. 528 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,894 Deadite slayer. Friend, hero. 529 00:24:58,995 --> 00:25:01,630 And Jefe. 530 00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:04,433 Okay, I think it's time you introduced Brock 531 00:25:04,533 --> 00:25:06,135 to that great eagle. 532 00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:13,542 Hey sorry, here you go. 533 00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:14,643 Go, huh, hey-hey, sorry! 534 00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:16,445 What are you doing? 535 00:25:16,545 --> 00:25:19,015 You're so much better at this than my dead wife. 536 00:25:19,081 --> 00:25:20,282 Whoa, ho. 537 00:25:20,382 --> 00:25:22,018 Whoa. 538 00:25:22,118 --> 00:25:23,552 Do you want to know a secret? 539 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:25,921 I'd rather you not talk, but sure. 540 00:25:26,022 --> 00:25:28,324 I fucking hate dirty old men. 541 00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:29,591 What? 542 00:25:29,691 --> 00:25:31,127 Help! 543 00:25:31,152 --> 00:25:33,724 Don't you want me anymore, Daddy? 544 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:34,829 Help! 545 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,668 Holy shit! 546 00:25:41,437 --> 00:25:42,338 Ash? 547 00:25:42,438 --> 00:25:43,572 Hiya, Pop. 548 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:45,041 Got room for a threesome? 549 00:25:45,107 --> 00:25:47,043 Oh, shit. 550 00:25:51,547 --> 00:25:52,547 I'm warning you. 551 00:25:52,581 --> 00:25:54,083 I like it rough! 552 00:26:07,463 --> 00:26:09,665 You're a dirty, dirty girl, Amber. 553 00:26:33,987 --> 00:26:37,269 Believe it or not Dad, this is my day job. 554 00:26:38,194 --> 00:26:39,361 Holy shit. 555 00:26:50,106 --> 00:26:51,340 It's Ashy Slashy! 556 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,552 No, no, no, no. Wait, kid. 557 00:26:53,577 --> 00:26:55,612 Ashy Slashy's going to kill us all! 558 00:26:55,677 --> 00:26:58,014 Hey, relax! Everything's fine! 559 00:26:59,982 --> 00:27:01,083 Don't run, you idiots. 560 00:27:01,183 --> 00:27:02,985 He's going to save us, don't run. 561 00:27:06,188 --> 00:27:07,289 Stop, you damn morons! 562 00:27:07,389 --> 00:27:09,091 - He's coming! - My son is a hero! 563 00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:11,961 You hear me? He's a hero! 564 00:27:12,061 --> 00:27:13,101 You really mean that, Dad? 565 00:27:16,198 --> 00:27:17,198 You think I'm a hero? 566 00:27:19,335 --> 00:27:20,436 Of course I do. 567 00:27:21,832 --> 00:27:24,106 Oh, Ashley, I-I've wasted so many years 568 00:27:24,206 --> 00:27:25,441 being wrong about you. 569 00:27:27,709 --> 00:27:29,511 One more time? 570 00:27:31,207 --> 00:27:32,281 I was wrong. 571 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,251 But relieved to see what an honorable man you've become. 572 00:27:39,355 --> 00:27:41,958 Because, there's something I've kept from you. 573 00:27:41,983 --> 00:27:42,983 What is it, Pop? 574 00:27:43,059 --> 00:27:44,964 Something so vital, that... 575 00:27:45,962 --> 00:27:47,472 the fabric of your life may begin... 576 00:27:50,432 --> 00:27:52,534 Oh, Dad! 577 00:27:52,634 --> 00:27:53,634 No! 578 00:27:53,702 --> 00:27:56,538 Oh, no! No! 579 00:27:57,663 --> 00:27:59,663 Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 580 00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:55,147 Hey you knuckleheads, Ash Williams here. 581 00:28:55,172 --> 00:28:57,553 If someone offers you a drink of Pink Fuck, 582 00:28:57,578 --> 00:28:59,948 throw it away, because it's bad shit. 583 00:28:59,973 --> 00:29:01,262 It will mess with your brain, 584 00:29:01,303 --> 00:29:03,125 and not in the good way. 585 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,681 Be smart, 586 00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:06,308 and stay safe out there.